PARTY NITE, TONITE -- EVRY NITE - A MODEST PROPOSAL

NORDEN SCHOOL
BIG OUTDOOR PARTY EVERY NIGHT
UNDERAGE DRINKING – AL FRESCO SEXY FUN
BOOZE EASILY AVAILABLE IN VILLAGE
NO INTERFERING POLICE PATROLS
NO WASHING UP, SMASH YER BOTTLES, (CLEANED UP NEXT DAY)
MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS YOU WANT, SCREECH, YELL, SHOUT, YELL, MOAN, WHINE, BELLOW, CAUSE DAMAGE, SMASH THE PLACE UP…..
COME AND SEE THE MESS LEFT BY THE SCHOOL, WANDER ACROSS THE UNCUT, UNKEMPT GRASS (NON SMOKEABLE) , LOOK AT THE UNTIDY HEDGES……..
TAKE THE CHANCE NOW SKOOL IS SHUT AND THE DISPERSAL ORDER / CURFEW KEEPS YOU OUT OF THE VILLAGE ……
GUARANTEED GOOD TIME HAD BY ALL –
EXCEPT BY RESIDENTS, NEIGHBOURS, etc., etc.,